A Nathamatic Glitch

parislemon:

motherjones:

You may know the Team Gulp by its original name: “Lake Huron.”

More ridiculous soft drink charts here.

This is disgusting. Next up: a tub of soda that you can’t actually carry. You have to sit somewhere to drink it without moving.

Reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke

“There’s some serious pockets of humanity out there. Go to some of these truck stops in the middle of nowhere you’ll meet some serious folk. Order coffee the guy behind the counter goes ‘you want the 32 oz. or the large?’ Shit, how big is that large? ‘You goin’ want to pull yer car ‘round back, I goin’ start that pump.’ That sounds like a lot of coffee, dude. I don’t know if I want to be awake that long in Tennessee.”